Lindsay Lohan’s character in Mean Girls famously observed that “Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it”. Nowadays, many special snowflakes like to reference this particular line while…
Only now I keep forgetting where I put them
and I keep running into him all over the joint
and it’s like
Clooney
Clooney pls
Clooney wat r u doin
Clooney why
- straight female: Paul McCartney is attractive
- straight male: Paul McCartney is attractive
- gay female: Paul McCartney is attractive
- gay male: Paul McCartney is attractive
- Paul McCartney: Paul McCartney is attractive
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
The real shame is that he still makes 100% less than his human coworkers.
Wouldn’t both left and right be acceptable answers?
She’s so sexy live and sexual. I love it.
she really is…. so is ciara but then again Nicki kicks all of their asses….
(via dirtylittledamsel)
Oh, no…thats fin- yes. Yes I want food.
